Free rice-all-you-can. Free soft drinks upgrade. Free BigMc for first 100 customers. Free lunch in company talks. Freebies. Freebies. Freebies.
But above all these, lose your head over FREE in-home broandband. Yes. That’s right, it is free. No need to visit an online cash advance site here! After meeting Princess The Great (my M&M avatar), meet now the latest from Google:
Google TiSP (Beta) is a fully functional end-to-end broadband access. It works by connecting commode-based TiSP wireless routers, (yes, as in toilet-based) to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung into your local municipal sewage lines!
Google says TiSP in-home wireless broadband is free, fast, highly reliable, easy to install and vacuum-sealed to prevent water damage. Also, they say
Sign up today and we’ll send you your TiSP self-installation kit, which includes setup guide, fiber-optic cable, spindle, wireless router and installation CD.
Anyway, I just found it very funny. And uhmm..peculiar.. hahaha.. Having your link to go through your sewage line! And what’s more, you’ll end up having a router’s connection that look like this:
You’re lucky if you have one of those very sophisticated type of toilets, or else.. (I don’t even wanna think about it!)
But I think Google’s idea about this is really ingenious.. that stinks a little.. Ahaha!
Also, I found this link about another of Google’s joke: some sort of energy drink/ thirst quencher: the GoogleGulp. Can you imagine that?
Think fruity. Think refreshing.
Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drink™ technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex. Plus, it’s low in carbs! And with flavors ranging from Beta Carroty to Glutamate Grape, you’ll never run out of ways to quench your thirst for knowledge.
It’s not finish yet. Read more of Google’s Fool’s-Day-jokes:
Google’s Lunar Office
Google Romance
Google Technology: PidgeonRank
Google MentalPlex
Hey.. somebody stop me. LOL.
Happy Fool’s Day
poor access node guy 
Hahahaha
Sabi ko na nga ba there’s a catch! Loka ka, Cai! 
Happy April Fools Day!
Where are you spending your Holy Week?
Posted by sasha at April 2, 2007, 1:32 amhahaha.. astig.. sumabay talaga sa april fool’s day.. 
kala ko totoo… Happy April Fool’s day! 
here’s my fave w/ what you can do w/ google
http://funnylogo.info/engines/Google/Red/Goddess%20Floraine.aspx
Posted by raine at April 2, 2007, 9:20 amtoinks! hahay… I so forgot it’s april fools… Pero it was funny ha!
LOL… sagot ko pa naman sa isip ko “i want, i want!” sigh… if only there is such a thing as free broadband!
Posted by carey at April 2, 2007, 11:34 amtoo good(?!) to be true… hehehe. magbabayad na lang ako kaysa sugurin ang poso negro para sa “easy to install” kit nila… hahaha.
Posted by ninong at April 2, 2007, 2:13 pmHappy April Fool’s Day, err, belated anyway.
So this was Google’s April Fool’s trick for the year. Nice
You missed one btw:
Google Moon, Google Earth’s lunar counterpart. It’s fully functional but do zoom up close to see the moon’s… um, real composition. ^_^
I do like Google Gulp the best, though
hahahhahaha!!
Louis, hahaha..
Dimaks, unga.. kawwa naman sya, dapat malaki bayad sa kanya.. haha
Sasha, ang saya kasi eh, kaya nipost ko.. haha.. sorry naman..
Sweet, nakita ko nga lang yan sa ym status.. tas aun na.. kala ko din totoo
Raine, wow ang ganda naman! ang iksi ng pangalan ko eh, hindi ko magawang creative.. hahaha
Janus, funny tlaga.. at mas funny pa yan kung totoo.. haha
Carey, sorry naman pinaasa kita..nyahaha!
Ninong, ipa-flush mo lang naman eh.. hehe
Mavi, pareho tayo.. fave ko rin ung google gulp..
Trish, hala! natawa na lang.. hahaha
Hi there!thanx for the msg.
very interesting ang blog mo,pati na ang title,LOL!
pink urinal!!
have a nice Holy Wed!
regards!!
ghee
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HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY! Ahehehehe..
Posted by Louis at April 2, 2007, 12:26 am